Don’t you just love when you hear a person mispronouncing or misspelling a certain English words? I know I do. Since these people have taken illiteracy to a completely new level. Not only do they ignore the grammar rules but make up completely new words and phrases. These are some of the most hilarious Engrish quotes ever.
Who knew that grapes are the opposite to aphrodisiacs.
This is one smelly bear no one would like to be near to.
A place for all the men who can’t handle their wives’ mood changes.
If you’re planning to buy a t-shirt with some quotes, make sure you know what you’re getting or you may and up being ridiculed.
Don’t mind if I do.
Mom, I skipped the school the day we learned about c***s. What exactly is a c**k?
The perfumes everyone would like to possess.
Having to get by in this country would be a piece of cake.
If you turn into a cigarette, you’ll have to pay a fine.
Get off thew bicycle so the ghost can ride it.
I will panic if you don’t have a menu in English but if you do I will panic none the less.
Because if you walk backwards maybe you’ll have to pee less.